Does one obtain for being able to suck ones own plums whilst humming the theme tune to Blake 7?

I just thought everyone should know that James Gooding, madhammer aka jamesg101, has brilliantly helped to start bringing the site back to life with a lot of bells and whistles! His help has been indispensable, especially bearing in mind recent events that have made it difficult for me to devote as much time to the site as I would have liked.
A massive thanks to James from all the Org -Ed

Looks like he could be back next season. West ham are trying to get him off the books no club wants him at the moment. West ham have tried to come to a settlement but he wants to be paid in full , he is on 40k a week and has still over a year to go . I wish I had turned pro instead of taken up my true love a decorator :((

http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2015/March/5-March/Reid-commits-futu…

A bit of cheer after last nights result.

Great preview here by the (no) history boys. Sums us up pretty well I feel:
http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2015/3/4/8145329/west-ham-united…

Carlton Cole has been fined by the FA for an offensive tweet. Not a great deal in this really, and the tweet is neither racist or that offensive IMO, but Carlton should know better than to be goaded by a bloody spurs fan! Full story http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31719618

There are rumours on KUMB that Reid has agreed in principle to a new contract and will sign before the Chelsea game. Thorshammer can probably tell us more... :-)

Straight after the Chelsea game think I'm in the wrong game. Wonder were Sam would have taken them if we had been playing well.

The Fair play League that is and the winners qualify for Europe.

Feeling down after the Hammers lost yesterday it was a great win today over the " Auld" enemy today in the rugby. It was a great game each team giving their all and because they are a young team I believe England will be there or thereabouts come the end of October.