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  • Winding up the spuds/chavs fans is fun

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    Submitted by mcbikeman on Tue, 29/08/2023 - 10:19

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    Cup football for them tonight and tomorrow but as i mentioned to my spud/chelski supporting brothers and those who foolishly follow those second rate second tier clubs we are the TOP team in London and only minnows start at that round of the cup the Giants of European football the latter stages lol ohh i do love lighting the blue touch paper when it comes to those clubs.

    As for the gooners lol i was listening to this on the way back home yesterday and it was funny.....no need to watch the whole video just watch from around 4mins 15 seconds in.....if i new how to clip that i would but it is funny COYI

    https://youtu.be/Jfunsz5i3eE?si=FsnpqcYJObh-OV6u

  • Apology to the Men here

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    Submitted by hammergirl on Mon, 28/08/2023 - 12:44

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    Whats this post you may ask well simply put last season a very kind Gent helped me when some bullies at the Chelski game tried to manhandle me and my knight in shining armour saved me sooo a year on i have been able to forward on that good deed to a poor soul who works out at my gym.

    Now if any of you on here go to the gym you may recognise what i am about to write but i feel i have to because it is such an epidemic now it causes problems where there were none before.

    A Man who started coming in to the gym the past four months to try and lose weight and better himself has been doing really well and the other people in my little community encourage him a lot and he is feeling good until this morning and the claws on this girl came out straight away to defend this poor man as he did not know what to do.

    Yes thats right guys he was waiting to see if this girl had finished using the equipment when loud as you like she shouted out that he was perving on her and being a creep he had no place being there and he needed to leave the poor guy was perplexed and went red with embarrassment.

    I was not having that so i squared up to this lycra clad bitch who you guessed it had been filming herself doing sweet F.A. hoping for some drama to post on here social media well guys she got a little more than was bargained for as i let her no that if she wanted to shake her booty for all and sundry to see then go walk the streets as that is where Whores belonged and not in the gym where people try to better themselves she tried to splutter out things like we have to stick together as men think they have the right to leer at women working out pffffff i told her grow up live in the real world as i have a problem with her and women like her coming to the gym not to work out but hoping to cause a scene and told her SHE had no place in this gym and leave before i help her to leave.

    She toddled off tail firmly between her legs and thankfully the gym owner has now barred any filming in the gym unless authorised by himself the guys applauded and said they had opened a book and i was the big fav to take her lol and we all went back to our toil at the gym afterwards the man said thanks because he said i had no idea what i had done wrong and like i said he had done nothing wrong and warned him if he does not come back to the gym this week we will come and drag him back because one bitch like that is not worth ruining your health over.

    So i apologise to any of you guys if you have suffered with this kind of person at the gym and if they are filming as they always are go to the manager/owner and ask them to stop that happening because they are not interested in working out just drama pffff.

    And Burkieeee no i do not wear lycra I wear baggy shirts and joggers that dont look like they have been painted on lol now go lay down in a darkened room with a nice cup of sweet tea xx

  • Kudus-The Entertainers Have Landed!

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    Submitted by nevillenixon on Sun, 27/08/2023 - 21:49


    Once upon a time West Ham were known as the entertainers, the Academy of football was famous the world over and the Irons were everybody's 2nd team irrespective of who they supported. Unfortunately years of neglect and 'capital out transfers' became the order of the day from the Cairns family who owned the club and ran it like their main business, static caravans!

    Hope came and repeatedly went, but finally it seems as if the club IS going places! Selling your talisman is never a good thing, however Hammers sale of Declan Rice to Arsenal for a bargain basement £105 Million has helped release the financial logger head the club was facing.

    The money banked helped alleviate the very real prospect of FFP sanctions, particularly in Europe, being instigated. Instead the club has managed to use the money wisely and bring in some spectacular talent!
    West Ham have completed the signing of Ajax midfielder Mohammed Kudus in a deal worth at least £38m.

    The latest recruit being Mohammed Kudus from Ajax, the 23-year-old scored a hat-trick in Ajax's Europa League play-off win over Ludogorets in Bulgaria on Thursday and said his goodbyes immediately after the match Make no mistake this boy is a very special talent and seems to posses the grit and guile needed to succeed in the Premier League.

    "I've been dreaming to play in a league like this since I was a kid," said Kudus, as West Ham officially confirmed his Premier League arrival. "I'm so happy to be here. But it doesn't stop here, I want to keep going. I can't wait to get started."

    He cost €44.5 Million plus add-ons and is relishing the prospect of elite level football in England."I try my best to entertain the fans as I think that's what football is all about," Kudus said.

    Brighton thought they had a deal with Ajax for Kudus earlier this month, but they were unable to finalise personal terms. Kudus began his professional career at Danish side Nordsjaelland in 2018, before joining Ajax in 2020 where he has scored 27 goals in 87 appearances, helping his side to two Dutch league titles.

    He scored 11 goals in 30 Eredivisie appearances last season as Ajax finished third. For Ghana, Kudus has scored seven goals in 24 games since making his debut in 2019 and started all three matches for his side at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, scoring twice in a 3-2 win over South Korea.

    He is Hammers' second signing from Ajax this summer following the arrival of fellow midfielder Edson Alvarez in a deal thought to be worth about £35m. West Ham also signed midfielder James Ward-Prowse from Southampton and defender Konstantinos Mavropanos from Stuttgart earlier this month.
    Whisper it quietly but perhaps this season will be the one in which Hammers thrive, those doom mongers who said the side would struggle without Decla Rice might find themselves eating their own words, of course it is early days yet, but there is a feeling of quiet confidence as the team moves forward, fair play to Moyes for 'allowing' Tim Steidten the freedom he needed to get most of the deals over the line....so long as Moyes sits himself in isolation for a while until ALL THOUGHTS of signing Harry Maguire have left his head! - Ed

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  • Kudus deal confirmed

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    Submitted by mcbikeman on Sun, 27/08/2023 - 20:33

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    After seeing him bang in a hat trick in europe in midweek Moyes is quoted as being very excited about the signing but the players not upto speed yet so hopefully he will be ready come January!

    Seriously though i do not know much about the player but a lot of journos and so called experts rate him highly so i cannot wait to see COYI

  • Kudus or Kudos?

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    Submitted by plaistow-man on Sun, 27/08/2023 - 20:32

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    So Several weeks and £38m later Mohammed Kudus has signed for West Ham, so is it Kudus to West Ham and kudos to David Moyes?
    With all the earlier moans regards a lack of signings with the exception of a striker are the doomsayers a little happier now (as it looks we have signed quality.)

  • 'Ugly' Maguire Rumours Re-Appear!

    Submitted by Louis Nixon on Sun, 27/08/2023 - 08:59

    Fresh on the heels of Saturday's resounding win away at Brighton fans would have been expecting 'positive' vibes even from Mr Non Committal himself David Moyes, unfortunately there is a ghastly rumour doing the rounds that Hammers are 'back in for' Manchester United outcast Harry Maguire!

    Surely this CANNOT be! Why on earth would Hammers want to pay somewhere in the region of £30 Million for Maguire? He is over 30 years old, on massive money and can't even get brought on as a Sub up at Old Trafford, in other words the exact opposite of the 'Steidten' template for young progressive players with a massive sell on value.

    Hopefully these 'rumours' are just that, a desperate attempt by Man U to offload one of the 'drains on their resources' that they cannot wait to ditch. They are trying to play poker with West Ham who's chief believer in Maguire IS David Moyes, someone needs to sit the manager down in a dark room and explain to him that the signing of Harry Maguire and the huge amount of money it would *iss away would be a massive step backwards for the club and should be avoided AT ALL COSTS!

    Things have been progressing swimmingly well SINCE attempts at signing Maguire were cancelled, why wreck a good thing? The team spirit is plain for all to see, why bring in an outsider on massive wages who clearly doesn't even want to be at a 'smaller club'?

    Agents WILL be agents, so expect some spurious scurrilous stuff to 'float to the surface' before the transfer window shuts on Friday evening....you can keep Maguire Man U, you deserve him! - LN

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  • I'm not having that!

    Submitted by Hammers 65 on Sun, 27/08/2023 - 05:22

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    So that's it then...is this the end for me! Are we the new citeh,or at least there biggest rivals? Their fans are OK in my life book,well they would be,the Cockney Reds...lol
    67 they took liberties,but we were heavily outnumbered but we were out in force in 75...COYI
    My very first thread/:post call it what you like even though I loved the Holy Grail with every bone in my body,actually said I will embrace the change,but they better get it right...simple terms from a simple mind ( still alive & kicking)
    I hated it,on the lash in the carpenters,my old manor & I loved the cut through to Hackney through the old industrial area by the river lea back in the day...blimey where has that 30 years gone...sad ending btw....
    Anyway what the hell is going on?
    Mr David Gold R.I.P I salute you sir,you were right all along & I was harsh...
    Unbelievable can I take anymore...coursevi f*cking can,though I had the right bleeding hump trying to get me firestick to work..HG got any of those little blue jack & Jill's for me girl !!;) ;)
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  • Brighton 'Nightmare' Faced!

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    Submitted by nevillenixon on Sat, 26/08/2023 - 22:05

    Ahead of the game against Brighton one optimist at the Org commented on being reminded that the last time Hammers had won there was 12 GAMES AGO, a Ricardo Vaz Te hat trick and three other goals contributed to a chastening 6-0 loss for the home side when both teams were in the Championship.

    Fast forward many years and he was correct, statistics are there to be shown and records to be broken and Hammers finally managed to 'nail' the Brighton myth! Many even expected Glenn Murray to come out of retirement suddenly turn up as a 'late signing', such was his love of scoring against West Ham!

    James Ward-Prowse, Jarrod Bowen and Big Mikey Antonio 'stitched' the Brighton defence 'up like a kipper', Hammers may have had next to no possession, but when they had it they severely punished the home team. Three crisply taken pure counter attack goals did the trick, but surely sooner or later teams will learn to 'counter' the counter' won't they?

    Having three out of four fixtures away from home was hardly ideal for Moyes and his boys to begin the season with, especially bearing in mind the coming fixtures against City and Liverpool. However, before that there is the fixture away to Luton at their 'newly refurbished' Kenilworth Road Ground.

    The home crowd will be absolutely 'gagging' for it and it will be the biggest sporting event in the Town and surrounding areas for years and years. Luton showed in their opening two games that they possess pace and power and can play with 'two big men' up top. Meaning they can be quite a handful, especially as they will be driven on by the roar of the 12th man.

    Mohammed Kudus may well be a fully fledged Hammer by next week, so Moyes will have a bit of a selection dilemma because his squad is getting appreciably stronger with ALL the recent additions. Even a point would be good to take away from Luton, because we get the feeling Kenilworth Road will become a bit of a strong hold, very old school and VERY intimidating! - Ed

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  • Live Brighton v West Ham Lne Ups

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    Submitted by nevillenixon on Sat, 26/08/2023 - 16:30

    Brighton: Verbruggen, Webster, Dunk, Estupinan, Milner, Gilmour, Gross, Welbeck, March, Mitoma, Ferguson
    Subs: Steele, Julio, Dahoud, Joao Pedro, Lallana, Adingra, Van Hecke, Veltman, Buonanotte

    West Ham: Areola, Coufal, Zouma, Ogbonna, Emerson, Ward-Prowse, Alvarez, Soucek, Paqueta, Bowen, Antonio
    Subs: Fabianski, Johnson, Cresswell, Fornals, Cornet, Ings, Benrahma, Kehrer, Mubama

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