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Up Yours Lawro! Happy Hammers

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Submitted by nevillenixon on Sun, 18/10/2015 - 11:29

When the BBC do their next fiscal revue, they might want to consider the validity of employing a certain Mark Lawrenson as one of their pundits. For an organisation that has a mission statement claiming complete impartiality, the BBC seem to have not got their own house in order, why else would they employ someone who has such a biased and single minded opinion? Lawrenson's continued attempts at making West Ham United's amazing start to the season look like a flash in the pan are beginning to make him and the organisation that employs him look more and more ridiculous, time for a change, taxi for Lawro?

Sooner or later Slaven Billic and his "happy hammers" will begin to receive the credit that the team's performances, particularly away from home, have more than warranted. Hammers are second highest scorers in the Barclays Premier League, and have the best away record in the entire football league, slightly more than a 'flash in the pan'. Is it the manager, the players or both? Keen observers will have noticed Slaven kissing the ginger Pele as he left the field, would a certain gum chewer from Dudley have done the same? Very doubtful, but the players do respond to the man who seems to know his players very well considering the amount of time they have had together, players also recognise Billic's tactics and seem to accept being substituted for the greater benefit of the team, as Mark Noble did when being replaced by Andy Carroll, a clever precaution in order to prevent the captain picking up a yellow card which would have made him ineligible for the home match against Chelsea next week.
Having a plerophory of strikers on the bench certainly helped West Ham to turn the screw on Crystal Palace after Gayle had been sent off for two yellow cards, maybe Palace were confused by the fact that Manuel Lanzini, Mauro Zarate, Aaron Cresswell and Adrian all have the same haircuts! Perhaps Palace also thought that Dimitri Payet was Lewis Hamilton, he is certainly looking more and more like a World Champion.
How much is Payet worth in the current climate? £15Million, £20 Million, £30 Million? On his current form the sky is the limit, Hammers had better steel themselves for when the 'big boys' come sniffing, but then again aren't the 'big boys' usually in the top four of the Barclays Premier League? - Ed

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Bullyhammer's picture

Blimey, Nev! "Plerophory" !!! First time in my life I had to look up a word on a West Ham website!! Kudos mate :-)

Payet's value is priceless, and Lanzini's not far behind. But like Hammers65 says, if we carry on as we are, why would any player want to leave, unless they are unhappy, in which case let them go. THE FUTURE IS CLARET AND BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mcbikeman's picture

recognise that Bilic is quite clearly even in these early days a very clever manager and a very good man manager the whole squad even those not starting feel involved and so that leads to a very good atmosphere around the workplace and when people are happy why would you move on and anyone who rocks the boat is soon shown who is the boss just ask Almafitano...of course money talks but how many move for money then never get a game and moan saying prefer to be playing than getting the extra ££££'s in the wages....so yes the papers will start stirring but I believe that unless absoloutly very silly money is involved nobody will go except for who we want to i.e O'Brien.
as for lawro well that sad excuse for a pundit can join all the others who clearly let there own bias instead of the facts rule there judgment

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Yes Lawro got full marks for getting his prediction of west ham's results totally wrong for every single match. I think he is totally pissed off with West Ham especially as we rubbed salt into the wounds with that 3-0 drubbing of Liverpool.

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bonzo and the bov's picture

if he stay at our club for a long time this will shake the rafters of the Olympic Stadium..

    ..We've got payet, Dimitri payet,
    I just don't think you understand,
      He's super Slaven's man,
      He's better than Zidane,
      We've got Dimitri Payet.......
        comes out better when your pissed lol..
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Dartford Bhoy's picture

have to say my beef is with all the MotD sycophants that lick up to the big boys in the prem and particularly Shearer. Like the Hanson "you win nothing with kids" statement I would like to see repeats of "becareful what you wish for west ham fans" refering to Allardyce departure. I am careful what I wish for, ball on the ground, fast passing, pacy midfield, delight on the eye and winning matches...WE CALL IT THE WEST HAM WAY!!!! Thank God for Bilic and the new scout we have ex Everton, he brought in some top players at Goodison and will do the same for us!

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Bullyhammer's picture

Yup, it's all going very well just now. Of course, as West Ham fans, we are all expecting something to go horribly wrong at any moment. And while we are bound to have a bad patch at some point, I just get the feeling that we now have the squad and the mentality and the confidence, to fight through any bad run and quickly come out the other side.

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Bullyhammer's picture

Hahahaha... he's almost become amusing in his predictability and idiocy.

He seems to think we will play on the break and have little chance of scoring that way. The idea that we might take the game to Chelsea hasn't entered his tiny little mind.

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andycarrollstyle's picture

Even his guest predictor this week Paul Heaton favours us to draw and says it would be nice if we beat Chelski... and he's a Sheffield United fan!

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moore2come's picture

Be interesting next week away to Watford. Does he have the intelligence to tip us for a win based on form or will his bias towards us stay at the forefront of his tiny mind

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