Now Irons Lift Up Old Lady's Skirts!

For many long suffering Hammers fans anyone mentioning their club 'blowing a club out of the water' that was the size of Juventus over a transfer deal would have been met with howls of derision!

However it has just happened, No really it HAS Happened! West Ham's 'smiling assasin' Tim Steidten has just ensured yet another 'head of procurement' will be having an uncomfortable evening and night as they come to terms with being bludgeoned without even realising it!