Thunderbolt Matures Into Thunder-strikes
The Hammers kicked off the campaign with an absolute thunderbolt, Malick Diouf laid of Lucas Paqueta who fired the ball from miles out, beating Robert Sanchez and most likely securing our goal of the season.
Goal of the season? Or only goal of the year.
From that point onwards, bar a goal that temporarily put the Hammers up 2-1 from the German which was deemed as offside, one became two and two would eventually mature into five.
A 3-0 defeat at Sunderland and now a 5-1 defeat to Chelsea in our own backyard. 8 goals conceded in two games, a friendly reminder that the most goals conceded in a season is 106… a friendly reminder that we’re 2 games in and we’re 7.55% of the way there to equal that record.
Despite my vision being slightly impaired due to stadium, 25 minutes for the end of the first half myself as well as Sky Sports pundits, attempted to figure out the style of play we possessed and simply no one could figure it out. The best we got was Jamie Redknapp calling AWB and Todibo’s defensive performances as ‘Scandelous’.
The complimentary halftime comments were matched with the advertisement boards saying ‘Got a leak?’ Quite a fitting analogy if you ask me.
Hermansen conceding 8 goals in two games will hold doubt in a lot of people’s mind, not to mention the mock cheering he received tonight when making simple saves.
Nottingham Forest, Spurs, Crystal Palace, Everton and Arsenal are the next FIVE Premier League matches and a victory let alone a point seems unfathomable.
A miserable 90 minutes combined with headaches, confusion and dull & null emotions.







