There must be one, right?
Surely all of this International break cant have been wasted? So, El Tapas Twatas remains in post, into the second week of the International break. Therefore Midget Porn, Lady Buttplug and Ze German. Must have got there heads together! Mr West Ham should have been in on it too?
So what is it? Somebody must have been lined up ready to go. Before our impending drubbing against the barcodes. I know this is an extremely negative outlook. But what have we got to give us hope?
A clean sheet at home at last. Oh yes, but we failed to penetrate Everton's onion bag aswell. Hardly inspiring. So surely this next game is the one. Sure they'll be cry's of why did we not pull the trigger after the Everton game. The answer can surely only be. Because the corridor's of power at the BOM have an answer primed and ready to go.
I heard on the QT that El Tapas Twatas went back to Spain after the Everton game. Don't see how that would have gone down well with the gruesome threesome?
Midget porn and the gang are doing everything possible to avoid the elephant in the room that is. We the board, fvcked up. We got the appointment post Moyes wrong. Humble pie in the world of midget porn is not a good one!
God only knows where this goes next. But I bet all the wet wipes out there. Will be smashing the Granny out of "be careful what you wish for"
Oh the joy's of being a happy hammer!!!