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Submitted by mcbikeman on Sat, 09/08/2025 - 07:03

So the inevitable stories now doing the rounds about Citeh wanting Paqueta and offering Grealish in exchange...errr no thank you but if you give us £70million i would take that and go and spend it on Buonanotte From Brighton and Fernandes at Southampton who we have been chasing all summer if you believe those rumours.

But if a deal is going to happen it will have to be done quickly as i do not want a scenario where the players head is turned and is then not in the right frame of mind to play...the usual football speak for a player who couldn't give a shit about the club he just wants his money! So if Paqueta does want the move just tell him he can go if they stump up the asking price otherwise no deal no part exchange nonsense anything but the price forget it.

Potter Wins The War & Sullivan Pays The Price

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Fri, 08/08/2025 - 11:05

After the good old interest in John, it seems this saga has now officially come to a close with West Ham finalising a deal for Hermansen from Leicester yesterday evening after a breakthrough was agreed for £18,000,000.

It was known that the club had been in limbo for the past few days, playing all the cards and tricks in the book. Poor John was used as a bargaining tool, and since the incident, a close source from Botafogo has said, "West Ham's conduct is nothing short of disgraceful." Which, considering that the club had agreed a fee for the Brazilian, 99% of the time, the deal would end up going through and being finalised, but not with us!

Leaving a player to be left alone at an airport is nothing short of poor from the club, but Hermansen was always Potters and the coaching staff's number one target, and with Macaulay's last-minute persuasion and breakthrough, we managed to capitalise on Leicester's financial troubles and bring in our Herman which pre-season has shown the club so desperately needs with the season beginning in just 7 days time.

Potter has secured his primary target signing this window, and Sullivan has paid the price, tarnishing his reputation in conducting business.

Usually, there's a first time for everything, but this isn't the first time Sullivan has had a problem with a 'John' in the Summer...

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Jilted John

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Submitted by boogerscaravan on Fri, 08/08/2025 - 10:41

I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie. But last night she said to me while we was watching telly.

This is what she said - She said, listen John I love you, but theres this bloke I fancy, I don't want to 2 time you so it's the end for you & me.

Who's this bloke I asked her? Herman she replied. Not that puff I said dismayed. Yes, but he's no puff she cried. He's a better keeper than you'll ever be.

But I know he's a moron Herman is a moron...

Ere we go 2 3 4........

One for the Grandads kids - sorry but I just could not resist it.

I thank you
https://youtu.be/ybp-NbONgBo?si=flAz9xwHUzRLiBE4

Jilted John

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Submitted by boogerscaravan on Fri, 08/08/2025 - 10:32

I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie. But last night she said to me while we was watching telly.

This is what she said - She said, listen John I love you, but theres this bloke I fancy, I don't want to 2 time you so it's the end for you & me.

Who's this bloke I asked her? Herman she replied. Not that puff I said dismayed. Yes, but he's no puff she cried. He's a better keeper than you'll ever be.

But I know he's a moron Herman is a moron...

Ere we go 2 3 4........

One for the Grandads kids - sorry but I just could not resist it.

I thank you
https://youtu.be/ybp-NbONgBo?si=flAz9xwHUzRLiBE4

ello all ,

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Submitted by newburkie on Thu, 07/08/2025 - 12:09

What's happening? Just out of hibernation,freekin cold isn't it ? Any way got a lot of reading to do and a lot of fish to eat ,try and fatten up for the winter.
How many did we sign ,? Who did we sell ?,did Sullivan shrink any more ? ,are we going back to uppers or not.
Can't say why but I'm quietly confident about fourth coming season .

Men just never grow up

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Submitted by hammergirl on Wed, 06/08/2025 - 08:56

It's not a dig boys before you get your boxers all knotted up nope i watched this this morning as it came up on my feed a lot of women would think wtf grow up but not this girl this was fun and funny keep coming up with this childish brilliant entertainment boys lifes hard but moments like this make you smile and laugh.

https://youtube.com/shorts/g_Wad292mPI?si=KeQAsqJ5HnStsZq8

Hammers' Key To Victor-y

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Tue, 05/08/2025 - 12:54

It now finally seems that on August 5th, our Goalkeeper hunt has come to a close as the club has nearly finalised a deal for John Victor, the Brazilian Goalkeeper from Botafogo.

The deal for John Victor has now become apparent after a fee in the region of €10,000,000 (£8.6m) has been agreed, and his cheaper price tag in comparison to our other targets has been deemed 'better value' in comparison to the £25,000,000 asking for Mads Hermansen and the £30,000,000 asking for Zion Suzuki from Parma.

Negativity has spiked up since the interest in the deal due to John not being Potter's, nor the backroom staff's target, and instead being Sullivan's. Once again, fans are forced to endure a 'back-up plan' esc signing and Graham Potter for the second time this window, doesn't get his primary target of choice.

However, in light of this expected signing, it has meant that the Hammers fans and Graham Potter will now be granted the opportunity to bring in a final signing, that being a midfielder and hopefully one of his choices, not Sullivan's.

Though the imminent signature of the Brazilian isn't all doom and gloom! The 29-year-old has some good stats, with his record at Botafogo attracting the interest of Manchester United, Galatasaray and PSG. He's achieved a remarkable 50% clean sheet rate whilst also averaging conceding 0.7 goals per 90, in comparison to Areola's current expected rate of 1.71 goals per 90.

Although the Brazilian has gained these stats from an 'easier league', he also performed to a good level in the Club World Cup and hasn't attracted the named clubs above for no reason.

It's a tough one to get behind, but the truth is, West Ham needed to bring someone in this window to replace/compete with Areola.

Have we just found our key to Victory? Or have we ended up with the Samba de Ro-berto?

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Confidence..Or False Hope? - Bournemouth 0-2 West Ham

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Sun, 03/08/2025 - 21:56

Our final Summer Series game kicked off, and Graham Potter decided to put out a lineup which seemed as if it would be similar to the starting squad we'd have in the Premier League.

The first 20 minutes of the fixture saw the Hammers come under severe pressure. Bournemouth would clash with the post whilst also having two more clear-cut chances elsewhere, and it could've very easily been three down for Potters men, but the scoreline remained 0-0.

Bore-draw? Not for long, Malick Diouf picked up the ball out wide, played a beautiful cross into the box and Jarrod Bowen, with finesse and composure, slotted the ball to Fuller, who made it 1-0 and wheeled away in Brazilian style, celebrating with Lucas Paqueta.

A few more chances closed the half out, Bournemouth hitting the woodwork again but this time the crossbar from a header by Zabarnyi.

The star of the half had to go to Freddie Potts, from Potter's side being on the back foot, Potts cut through the passing lanes and provided opportunities to Bowen, Diouf, Paqueta and others, which ended up with us taking the lead come the whistle, concluding the first half.

Malick Diouf would also be the other standout, as in the second half, he played a wonderful cross into the box, which Bowen converted into the bottom left corner, slicing it past Petrovic, making it 2-0 to the Hammers, and that would end up being the final score come the final whistle.

Potter's side defended well, and perhaps the exclusion of Mavropanos and Guidslow Rodriguez from the starting squad resulted in Potter's side keeping a clean sheet.

Malick Diouf and Freddie Potts both were the standouts from the fixture, Potts seems like a new signing considering the impact he's had upon the squad and Diouf seems that he's intergrated into the squad well with the wand of his boots that provide crosses to a level in which we haven't seen since prime Cresswell.

It's almost as if Potter & Macaulay's targets are talented and thought out rather than just panic buying...

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