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Submitted by boogerscaravan on Fri, 03/10/2025 - 11:12

I cant believe I've had to come out of retirement. Because of Boogerscaravan Jnr's new found wanderlust of following us on the road. Recent trips on his Jack Jones to Wolves, Forest and with his brother Boogerscaravan Snr Jnr to Everton.

He wants to go to where of all places?????????

We have 2 tickets for Dirty Leeds.. Snr Jnr is unavailable as he has been summoned by his intended and her Family to a weekend in Skegness. See people you end up oop north and you can see the world....

Last time I went to Bellend Road was the 1980 FA Cup Semi Final 45 years ago.

Theres no way I was letting him go there on his own even though it's only a 40 mile drive from us. But I promise you all, I am well and truly keeping my nut down this time. Absolutely no shenanigans from me...

Nu-know’s his way to success

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Wed, 01/10/2025 - 09:21

Nuno’s track record with clubs managed truly suggests how much he loves this league; he claims it to be “the best in the world”, and it shows, especially seeing as West Ham would be the FOURTH Premier League club he’s represented.

His short and unforgotten time at Tottenham Hotspur was his least successful of them all, managing 16 matches before being sacked whilst Spurs sat in 9th place.

Nottingham Forest is slowly becoming a bittersweet ending for Nuno after their rough start under Ange Postecoglou… but Nuno had achieved 7th place with Forest the season after keeping them up, as well as getting them to an FA Cup Semi-Final.

Finally, his longest stint of his managerial career was at Wolverhampton Wanderers, where he achieved 7th twice, as well as getting them to an FA Cup semi-final.

However, past stints at other Premier League clubs don’t result to anything, after all, we had Pellegrini! However, playing style and the tools he had to succeed are a focus point.

Across his successful spell at Wolves and Nottingham Forest, what did Nuno have?

The primary ‘power places’ Nuno would have would be an electric, nimble right winger, which was seen through Adama Traore at Wolves, as well as Anthony Elanga at Nottingham.

A powerhouse box-to-box, which he previously had, Ruben Neves and Elliot Anderson both played pivotal roles in his success and were arguably the most important of the XI.

And finally, he would have two goalkeepers at the peak of their careers, Rui Patricio and Matz Sels. Sels would keep 13 clean sheets in the season they finished 7th, and Patricio would have 10 for Nuno’s Wolves side in the 7th place finish (2018/19)

These pivotal roles are ones Nuno will need to ensure he has success at the Hammers; it’s a foundation required rather than admired, and unfortunately, he’s walked into a broken Hammers side which don’t have all the power tools required.

At the current state of the situation, it’s about learning how to swim with our skill set, rather than competing in the Olympics

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Es-Spirit-shown In Draw Against Moyes' Everton

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Mon, 29/09/2025 - 22:23

The Hammers kicked off the game without Ward-Prowse in the starting squad, who had been the first to suffer Nuno's ruthlessness, being dropped from the squad entirely and being replaced by the debut of Soungatou Magassa.

Nuno's side struggled throughout the first 45' and apart from the daunting runs from Summerville that would unfortunately lead to nothing, it was the only sign of optimism the Hammers could fathom amongst the struggling football that was being played. Woes would continue as Everton took the lead through an O'Brien looped header over Areola, catching out Mavropanos' ball watching and scoring a well-aimed header on goal.

Everton relentlessly pressed the wing and fizzed in crosses from all angles, creating trouble for the defence, yet we'd head into the break just 1-0 down.

Espirito demonstrated spirit in this West Ham side as the second half ended up being much more successful than the first. The Hammers struggled to find a groove for the first 10 minutes, but from minute 58-82, Everton wouldn't have a chance on goal due to the relentless pressing West Ham showed.

Magassa was caught ball watching in the midfield and after a nasty challenge which saw him receive a yellow card, he soon would make way for Freddie, who came on at minute 58, at which point the 35-odd minutes he found himself on the pitch for allowed Nuno to play him and Fernandes in a deeper role, leaving Paqueta to drift out wide on the right in an attempt to provide us better chances.

Summerville and Diouf became the standouts in the second half. Diouf would eventually have his breakthrough moment after a rough first half, leaving both the Everton defenders in the dust, whipping the ball into the box, which Fulkrug would miss, ultimately landing to Bowen, who'd thump it into the goal after a deflection. The Captain responds in his celebration about the Captaincy murmurs that occurred over the sacking, suggesting it's all talk.

Surprisingly, the attacking threats didn't stop after the equalising goal. The Hammers kept pushing, but our biggest issue would be the Kraut, who seemingly appeared not hungry for the ball, wasn't good at his hold-up role, which he took up in the first half, and seemed lethargic for the 90 minutes he was on, his best chance coming towards the end of the stint in minute 84, where he failed to reach the pass from Bowen, which would've given him a clear goal scoring opportunity.

Last-minute substitutions of Andy Irving and Igglepiggle would have no effect and were simply brought on in the 93rd minute to tighten up the defence and bolster the chance of getting a point.

But despite all the relentless pressing the Irons faced in the first half, and all the pressing that the Toffees faced in the second, the scoreline would end 1-1 with the Hammers having double the XG that Everton would create and come away being the first team to score at Everton's new ground.

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Everton vs West Ham Line-Ups:

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Mon, 29/09/2025 - 18:45

West Ham: Areola, Walker-Peters, Mavropanos, Kilman, Diouf, Magassa, Fernandes, Paqueta, Bowen (C), Summerville, Fulkrug
Subs: Hermansen, Igor, Wilson, Guilherme, Rodriguez, Scarles, Potts, Irving, Marshall

Everton: Pickford, O'Brien, Tarkowski (C), Keane, Mykolenko, Gana, Garner, Ndiaye, Dewsbury-Hall, Grealish, Beto
Subs: Travers, Patterson, McNeil, Barry, Dibling, Coleman, Alcaraz, Aznou, Iroegbunam

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'The Graham Crumble'

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Mon, 29/09/2025 - 12:59

Graham Otter exited the building at Rush Green for the last time on Saturday, and a new manager walked through the same door Potter exited just a few hours later.

In classic West Ham fashion, GP became the headline for numerous different reasons, but these weren’t for dodgy appointment times; it turns out that Graham ‘we need to improve’ Potter started to become a rather unpopular figure within the club and the dressing room.

Graham started to have major doubts about Jarrod Bowem being captain. He believed that he might not be captain material, and despite being a player of such quality, he had concerns about whether he was the right fit, despite being reassured by people higher up that he was the right man for the armband.

As well as the captain questioning, Graham also became a man who was gaining a track record for falling out with the players, the likes of Emerson, Coufal, Wan-Bissaka, Alvarez and Todibo all became players he didn’t like and subsequently got rid of them or dropped them.

Emerson and Coufal, both of whom played serious parts in us winning the Conference League and still had a lot to offer, both faced very harsh exits. Emerson had lost his place for Scarles come the end of the season, in which the Italian was then sent to the U21S, forcing him to move to Marseille.

Vlad had asked the club to stay and extend his contract, in which he was willing to accept a 50% pay-cut and happy to be a reserve/fringe player due to his son signing for the Hammers. The club accepted this proposal, but Potter overruled this, and Coufal moved to Hoffenheim.

You’d have to consider who was more unpopular, Labour or Potter!

In a similar fashion to his playing style, a void had been created… but this time in the dressing room rather than on the pitch, as with the decision not to extend Antonio’s contract left more than a loss of a player, Antonio ran the fines systems for the club and organised the team bonding sessions, and seeing as he wasn’t replaced, it left a hole that the Hammers coudln’t successed without.

In his six victories at the club, it would be the only time the dressing room had smiles around, seeing as after defeats, which were a regular result, the dressing room would often be quiet amongst the team, leaving Potter to tremble out his encouraging words, which ultimately would have minimal effect.

Upon his sacking, it came as a surprise to some of the players, but to others it was an anticipated decision with some certain that a change had to be made, which mirrored the feelings of the hierarchy, seeing as the ‘rash’ decision came due to the overwhelming feeling that the Hammers would suffer relegation if things continued as such.

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Nuno announced as Head Coach for Hammers

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Sat, 27/09/2025 - 15:04
Nuno Espirito Santo signs his three year deal with West Ham

Nuno Espirito Santo has been announced as West Ham United manager just a few hours after the sacking of Graham Potter took place.

It is now known that David Sullivan last night decided to sack Potter after an agreement had been reached with Nuno and the funds had been acquired to complete his hiring.

Nuno Espirito Santo has now been handed a three-year deal, in which, upon signing his contract, he said, “My objective is to work hard to get the very best from the team and ensure that we are as competitive as we possibly can be. The work has already started and I am looking forward to the challenge that is ahead.”

No further quotes have been said, but Nuno is expected to be in the dugout against Everton on Monday night, with the club confirming that Nuno will be assisted in the interim by Academy coaches Mark Robson, Steve Potts, Gerard Prenderville and Billy Lepine, with a further announcement on his coaching and backroom staff to be made in due course.

After his dismissal at Nottingham Forest, Nuno was always keen to return to managing straight away and was eager for the potential opportunity to manage at West Ham.

He’s a wise coach who’s been around the block, and he certainly knows what he is walking into with a fanbase that is currently at peak hostility whilst sitting 19th in the Premier League.

Nuno is set to take his first training session in charge with the Hammers this afternoon.

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Graham Potter's West Ham stint comes to an abrupt end

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Sat, 27/09/2025 - 10:55

On the morning of Saturday, Graham Potter has officially been sacked from West Ham United. He was officially told by the club this early morning hours, in which he let the players know that he would be leaving with immediate effect.

The club have also confirmed that Assistant Coach Bruno Saltor, First Team Coaches Billy Reid and Narcis Pelach, Lead Goalkeeper Coach Casper Ankergren, and Goalkeeper Coach Linus Kandolin have also left with immediate effect.

Two goalkeeping coaches that the club just signed have already been fired from their jobs.

The tale of Graham Potter’s reign has been a long one, one in which the clouds have seemed to follow him wherever and whichever stadium he’d turn up to. It was known to most that the sacking of Graham Potter was imminent, but it was an abrupt end, as it was highly believed he’d have until the international break.

With the Everton game being played on Monday, it is expected that Mark Noble will be in charge for the fixture as a caretaker manager.

However, at this moment in time, it seems that West Ham have dug out the finances to hire Nuno Espírito Santo and an announcement in the coming days is expected.

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