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  • Romford Radiation

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    Submitted by mcbikeman on Thu, 26/01/2023 - 09:07

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    Hammers65 coined the phrase now like many a conspiracy ancient aliens theorists does it exist? is it a real thing? lets look at the evidence.perfectly healthy physically strong athletes come into contact with the alledged phenomena suffer debilitating illness/injury that can last for 3/4 weeks or 6 months plus and even after recovery there is seemingly no immunity to it and it can return at any point only moving away can seemingly restore the person to full health! but what does seem strange is the ordinary man/woman(nope not going there with the rest of that shite)in the same area seem totally immune to its affect what is going on?one theory is if you do not earn in excess of £100 thousand+ a week you never in danger of being struck down by this mysterious phenomenon.....if you have any stories about this please send to Mulder&Scully research inc.

  • Dazza Off To Coast

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    Submitted by nevillenixon on Wed, 25/01/2023 - 18:40


    Darren Randolph has finally left the building, it is not his fault that the Hammers stopper was more wary of splinters from the bench rather than sprinters from the pitch! The ex-Republic of Ireland goal keeper was brought back to the club as a panic purchase and has rarely ever been used.

    Signed for £5 Million from Boro, Randolph has spent more time on celebrity gossip pages as opposed to sports pages, his ill fated at the time attempts at looking after Andy Carroll were captured on ALL the front pages of the red tops.

    The amiable keeper had a further 18 months left on his contract but it is believed only a token fee will be paid as the Irons do have an abundance of quality keepers available to back up Fabianski and Areola should they be needed.

    Perhaps he will be able to nudge Neto out of the number one spot with the Cherries and re-energise his career, what ever way it does seem the best choice for all parties and we wish him well on the South Coast.

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  • It Could Only Happen to......

    Submitted by Louis Nixon on Mon, 23/01/2023 - 20:11

    WEST HAM UNITED, how many ladders have accidentally been walked under? How many black cats have been run over and how many mirrors have been cracked or broken? How many chain letters not sent on etc? You get the picture, other teams have injury crises, for example Chelsea are without ten first team players at the moment.

    The Irons though are perrenial new signing injury sufferers, NO top flight club in the UK can possibly come near Hammers ludicrous tally of players injured before official debut, injured on debut or injured within weeks of signing! Virtually ALL of this season's signings HAVE BEEN INJURED ON A 5-10 scale, you couldn't make it up could you?

    Maybe it's the old gypsy curse, but wouldn't it be worth doing some 'exorcising' instead of exercising at the club's training ground AND it's actual Stadium? Nothing else seems to work, the list is endless of players being struck down with all manner of injuries and has just been added to with news that Danny Ings picked up a 'knock' towards the end of the much needed 2-0 victory over Everton which saw Frank Lampard get the tin tack this afternoon.

    As a result of the knock, Ings will be unavailable for the next three games, so much for competition for the strikers, unless it is competition to hog the physio's best beds? We are not sure who the club's insurers are but you can bet your Ivan Toney on them NOT EVER renewing their Hammers' Policies!

    Perhaps the club will injure their next player in advance in order to get the formalities over and done with greater rapidity? - LN

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  • That didn't take long INGS injured ffs

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    Submitted by mcbikeman on Mon, 23/01/2023 - 20:07

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    Once again the infamous West Ham injury curse strikes again...only surprise is it was not the infamous "knock in training"......only we can sign a player and injure him inside 3 days you have to laugh i am surprised any player signing for us can get insurance!

  • Les Moves Back Oooop North!

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    Submitted by nevillenixon on Sun, 22/01/2023 - 20:34

    Having been the butt of countless jokes and jibes from this site and many others, 'Les Balon' Dawson has finally made it back oop North! "The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'

    Dawson was possibly West Ham United's best bit of business this century, nicknamed the Relegator' he had been relegated with West Brom and Watford, but after an initial loan spell he made the move from Vicarage Road to the as yet unnamed Stratford Stadium permanent in a £2.5 Million transfer.

    Les quickly became a cult hero, leaving his mark on many an opposition player as well as sometimes his own! He played over 80 games and scored nine goals, more than a lot of dud forwards signed by the club in the past! Fans can only wish him well with the news that he has signed for Wolves for £3.5 Million.

    The Player's desire to be back where his family live meant that Wolves were the ideal club for him, Hammers even made a profit on his sale, how often can that be said? - Ed

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  • Craig 7Dawson

    Submitted by Hammers65 on Sun, 22/01/2023 - 12:27

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    Wolves finally signed Craig Dawson,gone there for family reasons,but will be sorely missed imo.When he signed we all said "What!!" But talk about prove us wrong old school centre half in the 'ginge' mould....Always gave everything,always got stuck in & certainly caused a lot of chaos in opposing defences!! Great header of the ball from a corner & wasnt far off top goal scorer at times for us! Will always be respected by Westham fans for his efforts,wish him all the best - Ballon d'aws!!

  • New Live-West Ham v Everton Team Line Ups

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    Submitted by nevillenixon on Sat, 21/01/2023 - 14:02

    West Ham: Fabianski, Zouma, Aguerd, Ogbonna, Coufal, Rice, Paqueta, Emerson, Bowen, Antonio, Benrahma. Subs: Areola, Johnson, Cresswell, Fornals, Lanzini, Downes, Ings, Kehrer, Soucek
    Everton: Pickford, Tarkowski, Mina, Coady, Coleman, Onana, Gueye, Mykolenko, Iwobi, Calvert-Lewin, Gray. Subs: Begovic, Holgate, McNeil, Gordon, Maupay, Davies, Vinagre, Simms, Price.

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  • Damned if we do Damned if we dont

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    Submitted by mcbikeman on Sat, 21/01/2023 - 08:53

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    Win against Everton suddenly the media will be all see Moyes is the man for the job he gets a stay of executuion and everything is rosey again three league games later a stuffing by barcodes a loss to the Spuds and oh yeah we cant win for toffee no matter how much we throw at it chelski and it will be mmmm time for a change maybe.

    This has to stop i want us to win and win well today of course i do but even if we win by a surprising say 3-0 and that would be some surprise Moyes still has to go.Does anyone honestly believe he can motivate our players to get a point let alone a victory in any of those three league games that follow todays?.

    So lose he gets sacked is the rumour but as a fan and like many a long suffering one i do not want us to get beat and if he is sacked how much pressure would the new manager be under with those three games in the league to start with talk about a catch 22 situation as Glenda would say.

    Only West Ham eh

  • Last Chance Saloon With A Thin Ice Floor!

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    Submitted by nevillenixon on Thu, 19/01/2023 - 15:44

    Hammers recent League form has resembled a runaway train going in the wrong direction for so long that it is in danger of running itself over! No matter how it is viewed, the club's form has been little short of atrocious with NO sign of improvement despite a raft of what seemed like shrewd summer signings.

    For various reasons the new signings have only served to drag the club closer to the relegation zone as opposed to the upper reaches of the Premier League as they were originally intended. How and why could it all have gone so horribly wrong?

    The route cause is easy to see from the outside, but 'outsiders looking in' often get their facts mixed up and perhaps things aren't as crystal clear as they seem. What IS incontrovertible is the fact that unless something is done very quickly the club will be plying it's trade in the Championship next season!

    The thought of hosting 'lower league' Championship games in a stadium built for fools and run by fools is a serious prospect, one that will most likely come to fruition without serious decisions being made now, not in the future. The club have been looking forward to giving the late David Gold a right old East End send off, but a strange twist of fate has meant that there haven't been any games hosted at the perpetually unnamed and unsponsored stadium since Mr Gold's demise.

    Saturday's crunch game against David Moyes' old club Everton will have a pivotal effect, ironically Everton's under pressure manager is ex-Hammer Frank Lampard who's bridges with the club have been well and truly incinerated! At the end of the game, one or both managers could well get their marching orders irrespective of the result.

    A draw would help no one, it would merely extend the misery BOTH managers are enduring, how much more are they willing to take? Lampard had an incredibly successful career as a player and his managerial career might have continued in an upward spiral had he not been 'Chavskied', a fate that has befallen a raft of top managers, most of which would, with the exception of Lampard, have been welcomed with opened arms by the Hammers faithful.

    We always tried to be supportive of David Moyes during his tenure, but enough is enough. The time really has come for changes, there are just enough games left for a new manager to come in and achieve a mid table respectable finish while still 'enjoying' an FA Cup run and a good run in the Europa League's poorer cousin!

    Saturday will be a game of mixed emotions, a grand send off for David Gold and most likely an ignominious departure of another David, David Moyes who has been drinking in the last chance saloon, with a thin ice floor for far too long - Ed

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