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Numbers To Look Out For In FA Cup Draw
The draw for the 5th round of the FA Cup, or last sixteen if you want to ramp up the numerics, takes place today at around 11:45 am on ITV, just ahead of the Liverpool v Cardiff tie. Hammers are number 9 in the ball selection, the other main numbers to look out for are: Chelsea number 7, Everton number 8, Tottingham number 11, Liverpool number 12 and Man City number 15.
You can all but guarantee Hammers will get one of those numbers, but for the record the other teams numbers are: 1 Palace, 2 Bournemouth or Borehamwood, 3 Huddersfield, 4 Peterborough, 5 Luton, 6 Southampton, 10 Middlesbrough, 13 Stoke, 14 Forest or Leicester and finally number 16 Norwich.
Hammers were incredibly fortunate NOT to have joined high profile Premier League casualties Arsenal AND Manchester United on football's naughty step, can you imagine the ignominy of NOT being in today's cup draw as a result of having been participants in the FA Cup's greatest EVER upset?
There are some who would say Hammers don't deserve to be in the draw and that plucky little Kiddermister should be there instead, especially those who did the BBC gubfest commentary, particularly ex- Manchester United, Coventry City and Aston Villa forward Dion Dublin, who probably would have got the program banned if the cameras had been on him during the game, such was his almost 'orgasmic' delight in watching Hammers being put to the sword.
In fact Dublin's commentary was SO annoying, that many fans have told us they resorted to watching the game with the volume muted just so they couldn't hear his sycophantic accolades! Kiddy DID do amazingly well, that is beyond contestation and they were rightly praised by both the Hammers players and David Moyes after the game. Hopefully those fans watching in silence will have turned the volume up in the last minutes of normal time and the last minute of extra time just so they could hear the Biased Beeb Clints choke on their own words!
7-8-11-12-15 are the draw numbers to look out for to match with Hammers number 9, a number with added connotations since the transfer window that never was! - Ed
Yarmo Not Fit To Wear Shirt Again!
Paying attention to fitness issues is a permanent part of being a West Ham fan, let's face it you have to! Hammers fans are close to being medical experts such has been their exposure to players who are in constant need of treatment! However there is fitness to play, which should not be confused with fitness to wear the shirt, after Andriy Yarmolenko's horror show yesterday the club really should be looking at cancelling his contract.
The lumbering left footer was so inept that it seemed he could do no worse in a Hammers shirt, but his ludicrous penalty dive late on encapsulated just how BAD a player he has been for the club. Bearing in mind the FA charges that he is about to face AND the fact that he doesn't seem to care about the club in any shape or form, why can't his contract be torn up? Surely it makes more sense to give one of the club's aspiring youngsters a chance ahead of the 32 year old injury prone Ukraine International?
How must the young players feel when they see this lumbering one trick cart horse selected to play ahead of them? The fact that he is on one of the most ludicrous deals of ALL time just about sums things up, the sooner the club get rid of it's £115,000 per week mill stone the better! - Ed
Conflicting Zouma Injury News
There are growing fears that Hammers current record signing at the club, Kurt Zouma may have sustained an injury that might be worse than first thought during yesterday's FA Cup 4th round tie. After the game against Kidderminster David Moyes said “I think he’s okay. I was a bit worried. Obviously, the plan was not to play him as long but we made changes to try and get ourselves in the cup and stay in the cup so unfortunately, I was not able to bring him off earlier.”
Anyone who has played competitive sports will tell you that the real extent of an injury doesn't tend to manifest itself until at least 12 hours after the event, so it will be later today or possibly not until Monday morning BEFORE any complete analysis is available.
Our resident medical expert Professor Jonathan Abel, has told us that Zouma's injury wil see him MISS a minimum of TWO WEEKS of football, meaning the superb defensive marshal would miss the vital fixtures against Watford, Leicester and Newcastle!
This is really bad news for David Moyes's plans, as Zouma has only just returned from a two month lay off that saw Hammers form drop off the cliff! IF Zouma's injury is worse than anticipated, then the manager's no buy policy might really come back to bite the club in it's proverbial and represent a good bye to the club's top flight aspirations.
The folly of NOT strengthening the squad has to be laid firmly at David Moyes' table and it appears as if he might have played 'one hand too far' in the acquisition stakes, hopefully that will not be the case and Zouma will be back soon, but unfortunately it seems as if this weekend might merely have been a portent of what will be a really 'nervous' 2nd half of the season due to the paucity of Hammers' squad. - LN
Rice 'Skin' Of Teeth +180
As Hammers players left the pitch of the incredibly compact but aptly named 'Agg'borough Stadium, they made a point of congratulating their stoic opponents Kidderminster Harriers, who had become the Nation's favourites, as the plucky underdogs. They nearly pulled off the biggest FA Cup shock in living memory, but failed at the last hurdle, well last two hurdles actually.
With seconds remaining and the home side leading 1-0, the totally 'Claretaphobic' BBC commentary team put the commentators curse on KIddy by saying "they are 90 seconds away from an Epic victory" just as Declan Rice grabbed the game by the scruff of the neck and ran through the tiring defenders to crash the ball in to the top of the net, to draw Hammers level.
Skin of the teeth stuff, the fact that it took a last minute act of desperation to take the game into extra time is testament to (a) how good the home side were and (b) how woeful Hammers were for the entire first half and large amounts of the second!
It took another last minute act of brilliance, this time in extra time by Jarrod '180' Bowen, in order to ensure Hammers were in the hat for the next round's draw. It broke the opposition's hearts, but it should never had got so far in the first place, Kiddy ran Hammers ragged for much of the game, admittedly the pitch was ATROCIOUS but the players must have expected the conditions.
David Moyes had to use ALL his best players in order to get the job done, a job that may end up being at some considerable cost due to the injury Kurt Zouma sustained in the latter stages of the game, he was forced to play on because all the Subs had been used.
Andriy Yarmolenko proved that he is a total liability and we are convinced the ONLY reason Moyes plays the Ukraine International, is because he cannot stand the fact that Yarmo is stealing a living at the club! Must do better is an understatement, it was so nearly an unmitigated disaster! ED
Live Kidderminster v West Ham Line Ups
Kidderminster: Simpson, Penny, Richards, Cameron, Austin ©, Carrington, Morgan-Smith, Hemmings, Sterling, Bajrami, Preston Subs: Emery (GK), Lowe, Montrose, Foulkes, Martin, Lissimore, White, Bastable, Redmond
West Ham: Areola, Fredericks, Diop, Zouma, Johnson, Král, Noble ©, Vlašić, Benrahma, Yarmolenko, Bowen Subs: Randolph (GK), Coufal, Cresswell, Dawson, Alese, Rice, Souček, Fornals, OkoflexMoyes To Go Large-No Kidding
David Moyes knows only too well that a gigantic banana skin awaits his West Ham team as they take on 'non league' heroes Kidderminster Harriers, in this lunchtime's televised FA Cup 4th round fixture that is being shown by the BBC in the hope of another cup upset, Kiddy having seen off Championship side Reading in order to earn their place in the tie.
With the exception of Hammers fans, the World and it's Aunt will be routing for the underdogs at their Aggborough Stadium, which will be packed to the rafters with additional seating and fans who will be only too willing to 'give it' to their 'Elite Team' visitors.
This game is the Harriers cup final of all cup finals and their players will be 'cranked up with adrenalin' for at least the first 20 minutes, so Hammers will have to have their wits about them to withstand the initial onslaught. Which Hammers will be facing the home side is a matter of debate, bearing in mind David Moyes has to have his players raring to go for Tuesday evening's Premier League game against Watford who will be experiencing their 'new manager bump' as Roy Hodgson takes command for the first time of the Hornets.
It will be interesting to see who is selected to play up front, does Moyes play Bowen? He can't play Antonio so he has to utilise other players, maybe now is the time to use a couple of the aspiring youth set up players. KIddy will be up for it, so there will be a need for a physical presence as well as some 'old head nous', in other words the game is tailor made for Mark Noble!
Hopefully Moyes will name a very strong bench, but use fringe players where ever possible. Alex Kral AND Nikola Vlasic are crying out for game time and the Kidderminster game is a perfect opportunity for them to show what they can bring to the table. By playing Noble and Kral in midfield Moyes will be able to keep Tomas Soucek and Decaln Rice fresh for the Watford game, he will probably use Ben Johnson on the left, if he doesn't start Aaron Cresswell, with Harrison Ashby starting on the right.
In a way Moyes IS spoiled for choice with his selection, but who ever takes to the field would be best served by recognising the massive importance of this fixture and the effect it will have on the home team's players, anything less than 100% and Hammers will be joining Arsenal and Manchester United in the 'shock losers' column! -LN
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Be on guard this morning for totally over the top BBC commentators, after last nights disarster for manua and bonus for itv the beeb are going to want their pound of flesh ,so its guna be the big bad bogey men from London are coming to the sleepy peacfull town of Kidaminster to eye up our weomen folk loot and steele our belongings and interfear with our gentle country ways of letting a load of dogs rip the big bad fox to pieces, oh yes the buggers might want to rob us of our legitimate right to win silver ware ,repel the big city invaders ,lets crunch on a few more carrots ,just to give us strength like ,then we can get on with " doin our sisters ".
Yarmo Be't here?
Without knowing all the details it would be unfair to 'jump on' Andriy Yarmolenko's case until all the facts are known, but what is clear is that the FA rarely bring charges unless they have substantiated evidence. Yarmolenko has been charged with alleged misconduct in relation to a betting commercial. The charge concerns a 'potential' breach of FA Rule E8.5, which says that players are 'not permitted to advertise or promote any betting activity that they are prohibited from engaging in'.
It is alleged Yarmolenko's appearance in an advert for a Ukrainian betting company constitutes the misconduct charge, he as until Friday the 18th of February to respond. Now this is a curious 'case', unless you have been living on a different planet you will have seen a constant stream of players and fans involved in Betting sponsored activities, the media exposure through advertising in the UK is even more invasive than the 'cleaning product' monopoly in the Spanish media. (you have to have lived there!)
We understand that in Yarmo's case the 'devil is in the detail', we even ran it past a media lawyer friend of the site who has a decent knowledge of advertising laws and protocols, the issue is did the player's actions constitute a 'direct advertising endorsement' as opposed to a 'direct advertisement'. The former is above sanction, the latter is and it seems as if the Hammers player falls into that category, IF proven.The minutiae of the details are irrespective, because basically, why on earth would an incredibly wealthy 32 year old professional footballer, be doing ANY form of betting advertising, isn't £5.98 MILLION a year enough? JESUS, words are almost impossible to find to describe such greed, IF proven.
Was he deliberately ill advised by someone, JUST so the club can tear up his ridiculous contract? Stranger things have happened? - Ed
Declan Transfer Twist Good News
It might disappoint the doom merchants to know that Chelsea, Manchester United and Manchester City transfer target Declan Rice has made it known that as far as he is concerned ANY talk regarding him leaving the club OR him signing a new contract is to be put on the back burner until at least next summer, as the brilliant and highly sought after England midfielder wants to 'concentrate' on helping Hammers finish as high as they can in the Premier League as well as going as far as possible in the Europa League Cup as well as the FA Cup.
Speculation about Rice is a 'media column banker' so fans have become used to this club and that club showing a 'tap up', oh sorry how incorrect of us, we meant 'interest' in Declan. Hammers far from impressive transfer activity in the January transfer window was, according to the media, the cue for Decs to hand in a transfer request but they are about to be let down.
It has been rumoured for a while that Declan's father AND his financial advisors have made it known that their client WILL seek a move, IF the club fails to show sufficient 'intent' for the future. Expecting the club to maintain it's fairy tale start to the season is a tall order, some would say impossible, but IF by some strange twist of fate the club DOES qualify for Europe again, irrespective of how, then it will 'buy' the club a further 12 Months in order to convince Declan to stay and sign a new contract.
Hammers may have 'gotten away with it' for now, but if they DON'T invest properly in the early part of the summer window, they can kiss goodbye to their talisman before the season even starts! - Ed
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