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Nuno’s Costly Calls Result In A Draw - Bournemouth 2-2 West Ham

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Sat, 22/11/2025 - 17:37

After a first-half immense Wilson brace, you’d have hoped that Nuno’s side could’ve secured all three points, making it nine from nine, but unfortunately, it resulted in just a lonely point being taken home.

It would’ve come as no surprise to most that Nuno decided to hold back once taking the lead and invited Bournemouth to put the pressure on us, but due to Kilman’s costly handball error, a penalty ultimately set Bournemouth’s chances alive and two points down the drain for Nuno. Seven points in nine, but Kilman made countless errors in all of them, and his woeful performance today wasn’t covered through the three-point blanket.

Despite being forced to attend Kilman’s weekly comical class, Nuno will be the recipient of numerous criticisms, and rightly so. A great initial set-up once again gave the Irons a brilliant lead, but from the second half, everything capitulated and inviting copious amounts of pressure against a team like Bournemouth wasn’t the right call, not to mention, this invitation meant all attacking capabilities were lost, so a chance to retaliate was little to none.

Areola’s immense performance and wonder assist covered Nuno from any further embarrassment, and his cat-like reactions formed the lucky stars for this evening.

Before the match today, the majority would’ve snapped an arm for a draw, but to achieve a point in such fashion isn’t ever pleasant, yet it does go to show how our fortunes have turned seeing as now the clubs are upset with a draw, whereas before under GP, we wouldn’t have stood a chance.

Tough to take on the chin, but unbeaten in three, and an additional point to the tally sees West Ham out of the relegation zone for the first time this season. - LN

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Bournemouth vs West Ham Line-Ups

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Sat, 22/11/2025 - 13:46

Bournemouth: Petrovic, Truffert, Cook (C), Senesi, Brooks, Scott, Evanilson, Adams, Tavernier, Diakite, Kroupi Jr
Subs: Dennis, Soler, Christie, Adli, Smith, Jiminez, Hill, Unal, Milosavljevic

West Ham: Areola, Wan-Bissaka, Diouf, Kilman, Todibo, Igor, Fernandes, Potts, Bowen (C), Guilherme, Wilson
Subs: Hermansen, Walker-Peters, Fullkrug, Earthy, Rodriguez, Mayers, Magassa, Soucek, Irving

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Hammers Indulge In Parrot-t Talks

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Thu, 20/11/2025 - 08:10

West Ham has decided to partake in being one of the several clubs interested in the flying Irishman, Troy Parrott. Despite his immense success at the World Cup qualifying stage and scoring a hat-trick which sent Ireland to the qualification spots, Nuno’s interest runs a lot deeper than a spike of form.

Nuno’s first interest in Troy Parrott spiked through his short stint as a Spurs manager once he first met, at the time, the youth prospect. The forward wouldn’t receive much or any gametime, seeing as a prime Harry Kane was capturing the starting spot, subsequently leading to Parrott being sent to MK Dons.

After the inevitable came along for the Irishman, in the 2024/25 season, he made a move to AZ Alkmaar, where he achieved 25 G/A in his first campaign, which spiked Nuno’s interest in the forward once again, whilst at Nottingham Forest, attempting to sign him, but a fee couldn’t be agreed due to Alkmaar’s reluctance to sell.

However, if a ‘pot of gold’ offer were to be placed for Troy Parrott, AZ Alkmaar would highly consider the proposal, given that they paid €4,000,000 for him initially and the Dutch giants haven’t had a significant sale in a while, but don’t be surprised if a lot of back-and-forth conversations were to arise given the player it’s for.

Taking into account that Parrott has managed 15 G/A in just 14 appearances this season, Nuno's initially rejected interest at Forest could be reconsidered by David Sullivan at West Ham, but it's uncertain whether he would fit the special Sully criteria.

Whilst this link might be Parrot’ed around by a handful of others, the previous connections would suggest it’s got a leg or two to stand on, though you’d hope the club would sign a two-legged striker considering half of them haven’t been!

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Loan Or Hone With The Squad?

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Tue, 18/11/2025 - 08:50

The fans surrounding West Ham have strongly stated that we need the owners to dig deep into their pockets and make some smart investments, rather than sign an ageing, injury-prone player for outrageous money.

Someone a bit like Malick Diouf, someone who, at the moment, if he were sold, we’d make a profit, it’s what can happen with a young exciting prospect!

However, as the January window looms into the distance and Nuno prepares for his keeps and throws, the imminent statement that ‘we’ve got no money’ is bound to come around from the puppeteers above and most’ll be anticipating a poor window, so it is time to seek out some loan deals?

Well, similarly to our comical past of transfers, the loan deals don’t look too great either, if we take into consideration our past five loans, you’ll end up with the ludicrous list of Carlos Soler, Igor Julio, Todibo, Ferguson and Kalvin Phillips… now try read that list without getting an ache, it’s totally and utterly dire to read a list as such.

The best one to come out of the recent loans would be Igor, and considering he’s played 3 matches, that says enough.

The Hammers have obviously seen some successful loans, such as with Tomas Soucek, Dawson, and Areola, but it’s the same case of finding a handful of gems amongst a flock of feathers.

Numerous names are ringing around the market for loans as everyone’s desperate to secure some game time in order to bolster their chances at being selected for the 2026 World Cup campaign, but if we aren’t able to secure a buy option for a top player then who is it a ‘benefit’ for? The latest on Kobbie Mainoo suggests a move to West Ham could be on the cards, but only on a straight 6-month loan with a guarantee of game time…

A question of whether the Hammers will become feeders for the transfer window remains unanswered, but all will become apparent soon - LN

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Hammers Set To Axe £67 Million Duo In January

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Sun, 16/11/2025 - 11:38

Nuno’s arrival has seen him chase the players he isn’t fond of to the end of the earth until he gets a reaction out of them or until they’re rushed out the door and become far, far away from his sight.

He made his brutal but soft axing of players present when he acknowledged that Nichlas Fullkrug was going to leave the club, so he decided to ignore the Kraut and his ability to play against Burnley and not include him in the matchday squad despite the dire need for forwards.

However, to add on to the January hit-list, Nuno unsurprisingly wants to axe James Ward-Prowse alongside Fullkrug and has recently informed the Englishman that he “should leave” as Nuno’s looking for ‘pace and energy’ in the midfield, of which Ward-Prowse has little to none. As well as not having the required set of basic Football skills needed for the manager, sitting at home accumulating £115,000 p/w is ludicrous and one of the very few things that Nuno and Sullivan could likely agree on… though who knows!

From the first moment walking in at Rush Green, Nuno informed Ward-Prowse that he’d be brutally axed from the squad, but it’s difficult to say it wasn’t inevitable. His time at Forest saw a sour end occur, and his lacklustre performances under Graham Potter and becoming his ‘golden boy’, seeing him bound to start regardless of how he did, didn’t help the light that was already on him.

From what everyone originally suspected that Ward Prowse would be, he’s turned out to… a £40,000,000 luxury player who actually had a superb start to his life at West Ham, but over time, he’s dwindled into nothing more than a failure for the price we paid, and who knows what we could recoup in January.

Numerous clubs are said to be interested in JWP; the one at the forefront is unsurprisingly the manager who initially signed him, that being David Moyes of Everton. Hopefully, the Moyesiah could do his old club some service and help us recoup some funds that we were defrauded for.

With the Kraut & JWP exiting the club, we’ll find ourselves saving a mesmerising £205,000 per week (£10,660,000 per year for the pair!)

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Eyes Wonder Towards Mexican Talisman

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Fri, 14/11/2025 - 11:45

Across Nuno’s past, he’s had one of his most successful spells at Wolves, in which he had a Mexican Talisman to lead the lines. Raul Jimenez was a crucial forward for the club’s success and was a primary outlet for Nuno’s goals, so it has been decided to target the South American way and not sign the striker from Fulham himself.

The Hammers have been keeping an eye on Mexican giant Santiago Gimenez from AC Milan after the Italian’s are ready to throw in the towel, and use him as a pawn in their attempts to secure Fullkrug within the deal.

The club were previously interested in Santiago Gimenez whilst he was at Feyenoord. Last Summer, he made the move to Italy, where he has made 9 appearances and is goalless in all and has a measly sole assist to his name. A deal was concluded for a standard €30,000,000 fee in which AC Milan will hope to recoup the majority of it if a deal is done with the Hammers.

Contrary to some’s beliefs, Nichlas Fullkrug has a lot of interest in him for the January window, so concluding a deal shouldn’t be too difficult and his replacement will eventually be sorted out, but in the best-case scenario, a swap deal with AC Milan could be completed… added cash on our side the club has acknowledged but utilising the Kraut to negotiate a lower fee could be vital.

Sullivan has always liked an obscure nation that attracts attention, now might just be his time to strike. - LN

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Nuno’s Past Players Posed Hammers Move

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Wed, 12/11/2025 - 10:09

Though the signature of Nuno Espirito Santo set the principle of a specific style of play to be used, it also set in stone the inevitable number of players the Hammers would be linked to from the array Nuno’s previously worked with.

Whilst most are simply just twaddle, the link posed for Fulham Winger Adama Traore is in fact real, seeing as the Spaniard is in the last year of his contract and Nuno is expecting the club to take advantage of it.

Adama Traore joined Fulham in the 2023/24 season and has since gone on to play 71 matches and achieved 15 G/A within that period. Whilst those numbers may seem concerning for a regular playing Premier League forward, Nuno didn’t utilise Adama for his G/A capabilities but more so for his playing ability and how he could move the ball forward.

Traore would be signed with the intention of being squad depth and a super sub; he wouldn’t be someone to persistently be in the starting squad. However, in the event that Callum Wilson were to be injured, or no other official striker was available, then you could anticipate that Nuno would play Bowen in that role and Traore on the right.

It’s just the beginning of one of many previous links into Nuno’s extensive club history, but it’s a move that always seemed likely to happen. Nuno also attempted to sign Traore at Nottingham Forest numerous times, but a deal couldn’t be agreed as Traore didn’t want to leave London. - LN

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Yellow for Paqueta

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Submitted by cast iron on Mon, 10/11/2025 - 12:48

Certainly suits Paquetta to get his ban gets his yellow card off to play for Brasilia then suspended for next match against Bournemouth hopefully fighting fit for the Liverpool game

Nichlas Fullkrug - Worst Striker To Grace West Ham?

Submitted by Louis Nixon on Mon, 10/11/2025 - 10:38

Nichlas Fullkrug has become the latest Hammers striker signing to ultimately fall short of expectation and since the beginning of the season, it seems the relations between the Kraut and the club have turned sour after comments from his agent.

Upon the hiring of Nuno, it was highly anticipated that Fullkrug would be his preferred target man and striker to use, but the fixture against Arsenal saw everything turn for the worse. The experienced German was dragged off for rookie Callum Marshall, which further showed the dislike Nuno had begun to have with Fullkrug.

Fullkrug’s agent most recently said, “I think it might make sense to make a change… in retrospect, you have to say the transfer didn’t work. There’s no sugarcoating it.”

An unreliable, injury-prone, older striker who runs like a Full-Keg, has once again come back to bite us. We’ve had a handful of really poor strikers in the past, but taking into consideration the price the club paid for Fullkrug, you have to wonder if the Kraut is the worst striker we’ve ever had?

He’s managed a cataclysmic total of 3 goals in 27 matches which, taking into account the fee we paid for him, totals up to £8,000,000 per goal! It’s simply comical… it also isn’t particularly handy when the forward who’s supposed to help the club excel into Europe has had more injuries than goals.

Another nightmare regarding a forward is bound to leave us coming up short, as in January, Fullkrug’s expected to go out on loan, with an option/obligation, or a swap deal could take place to close a horrific chapter that’s not worked out in any means.

Any other worst striker suggestions? Good ol’ Hugil, Emenike and Zaza might’ve given him a run for his money!

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