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Those attending the 'viagra and acid' rave down at Stockley Park were 'well impressed' by the lavish spread laid on by Robert Jones enterprises who specialise in 'elite' VIP parties for privileged footballers and Z list 'soshall' media celebrities.

" The light show was fantastic " said one female party goer who was still able to string a cohesive sentence together, but he friend summed up the party atmosphere by saying Jones's body make up stole the show!

Various ex-commentators and pundits who have found themselves out of a job in recent times guested on the turntables, they put together a rousing sounds of a generation compilation of songs which included "who's sorry now"!

All in all a wonderful time was had by all those who attended, under a strict confidentiality basis, there was however a bit of confusion at the very end when the AI machine developed a fault towards the very end of the match, but as usual the hosts said that there was nothing to worry about because the match had only involved two SMALL clubs.

Nothing unusual there then! -Ed

Once an ever present 'sparky' adopted 'Cockerney' who lit up the pitch while wearing the Claret & Blue, Pablo Fornals has descended into a shadow of the player he once was. His performace today against Sheffield Utd was truly woeful and followed on from his previous awful performances against Bristol City and Brighton.

Gone are his bursting runs and Duracell bunny running from box to box, his eye for a goal has completely left his repertoire, instead being replaced with a sideways or backwards pass that invariably puts a team mate in trouble.

He even makes Aaron Cresswell look competent! It is such a shame that things have allowed to become so entrenched. He is obviously unhappy at the club and wants a move to Spain desperately, but that doesn't excuse the incredibly lame performances he has exhibited when given the chance to feature for the first team, which have admittedly been very limited, but the man is a professional footballer who is paid handsomely to go out and perform to the best of his ability, something he clearly has not been doing of late.

It is possibly the fault of the management team that they have not been able to sufficiently motivate the player, but he SHOULDN'T need motivating! Has 'Chicken' Kev not given him a rocket or arm round his shoulder to get a reaction?

Unfortunately Pablo Fornals is playing like a man who is totally out of love with the club and just wants out as SOON as possible! It is a pity, one would have thought he would have grabbed the opportunity of the extra playing time made available to him because of the Africa Cup of Nations, if only from a pride point of view.

Pablo, we thought you were made of sterner stuff, alas we seem as if we were wrong! - LN